4/24/13, "
Yankee game on the cheap: an unofficial guide," John Crudele, NY Post
"The Yankees’ battle with StubHub is thankfully over. Neither side will
give details, but the team claims the deal will benefit its fans. If the Yanks really want to help fans, then the team should require them to read this column....
I’m now going to tell you
how a family of four can see a Yankees
game for less than $100; not the $337 that a professional survey
organization recently gave as the cost.
The team can put this column on its website if it really is thinking about fans, although I really don’t expect that to happen.
1.
Buy a seat on StubHub for a weekday or other non-premium game. Tell the
kids they can take the next day off from school and they won’t care
that the opponent is Kansas City.
I recently got upper-deck seats
for $4 each, plus a $3 StubHub fee. Tickets for tonight’s game are
selling for as little as $8 online.
Total price for four: $28.
2.
Grab sodas and waters from vendors outside the stadium for $1 apiece. Go ahead, splurge. Let everyone buy two.
The
Yankees will let you bring plastic bottles into the stadium if the cap
hasn’t been opened. Better yet, buy drinks at the supermarket for less.
Total: $8 or less.
3. The team is also inexplicably generous by
allowing fans to
bring their own food into the stadium. And that’s good
because hot dogs inside cost at least $6.
Convince the kids that
six-inch heroes from Subway are the way to go.
There’s a Subway store
right down the block from the Yankee Stadium; McDonald’s is even closer.
Total price for four sandwiches: $24.
4.
There’s also a dollar store where you can get c
heap junk food right
under the subway trestle across from the stadium. Give the kids five
bucks each and they’ll get sicker on snacks than they could ever dream
of.
Junk food at the stadium will cost you at least five times as much.
Total for three kids: $15.
5.
Skip the souvenirs. They are expensive inside and outside the stadium.
Tell the kids they will probably catch a foul ball and that’ll be their
souvenir.
They won’t catch a ball, of course. They’ll have a
better chance of snagging an asteroid where you’ll be sitting. When the
kids don’t have a ball by the ninth inning, they will be too tired to
complain.
If they still insist, get yourself some new kids.
That adds up to $75. Transportation will set you back about $20,
around the same for parking (if you look carefully) as taking the train.
That should leave you almost enough to get a beer, which can’t be
brought from outside the stadium and is $9.75 inside.
Don’t worry that you are slightly over budget.
You’ll deserve that beer just for taking the kids to the game."
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