Memo to Gabriel Schechter ("saves scholar"), Dibs, all ESPN, SI, Fox, MLB, Hoffman sales team

MARIANO RIVERA GOT THE LAST 3 OUTS IN TONIGHT'S GAME 1 ALDS V DETROIT. ADD TO HIS STATS:

• NOW 112+ POST SEASON IPS
• ANOTHER GF
• 2 MORE GO'S out of 3 BF.
• 12 PITCHES TO COMPLETE IT (Efficient--but not your way).
• NO SAVE---BUT THAT'S ALL YOU'RE LOOKING AT, SO YOU'LL IGNORE THE ENTIRE PERFORMANCE. (SEE, MARIANO RIVERA IS A TEAM PLAYER. HE'S THERE TO HELP THE TEAM--MAYBE THAT'S WHY HE'S WHAT A NATIONAL WRITER RECENTLY TERMED, "THE GREATEST MONEY ATHLETE OF ALL TIME.") But, you guys aren't interested.

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