Note to San Diego car dealers: Hire Hoffman to sell your worst jalopies

Or any leftover Ford Pintos--this fringe relief pitcher is actually the greatest salesman you'll ever see. He's got everyone selling for HIM, for his candidacy for awards for which he's totally unqualified. It's pyramid network marketing personified, in modern day terms a breathtaking, ugly spam campaign covering every detail in every venue to make this syrupy, walking jalopy look like something that comes along once in a lifetime. TREVOR HOFFMAN FOR USED CAR SALESMAN OF THE YEAR.

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