One assumes Bud Selig keeps his cows indoors-as a devotee of global warming

Bud Selig views baseball and its fans as sales aids in his trek to global stardom. Accordingly he has infested the sport with global warming profiteers. The UN, which makes no original findings on global warming, has come out with

• another no-no for nasty humans messing up the planet:
• eating meat.

• Especially, it's suggested to keep your cows indoors:

(Guardian.co.UK): "However, Chris Lamb, head of marketing for pig industry group BPEX, said the meat industry had been unfairly targeted and was working hard to find out which activities had the biggest environmental impact and reduce those. Some ideas were contradictory, he said - for example,

• one solution to emissions from livestock

• was to keep them indoors,

• but this would damage animal welfare.

'Climate change is a very young science and our view is there are a lot of simplistic solutions being proposed,' he said.

• Last year a major report into the environmental impact of meat eating by the Food Climate Research Network at Surrey University claimed livestock generated 8 per cent of UK emissions

• - but eating some meat was good for the planet because some habitats benefited from grazing.

It also said vegetarian diets that included lots of milk, butter and cheese would probably not noticeably reduce emissions because

• dairy cows are a major source of methane, a potent greenhouse gas

• released through flatulence."

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