Joe Torre's Dodgers now #1 in NL West

Dear Randy Levine (the man behind the curtain),

• Today, there is only 1 team in the AL East with a worse record than the Yankees, of which you are president.(Update: After the Yankee west coast game tonight, you got a half game boost from the cellar, so for the moment you've escaped to third place in the AL East).

• As president of the Yankees, you got rid of Joe Torre.

• Joe Torre's team is now #1 in the NL West.

• And your team is close to the basement.

You also evidenced poor managerial skills by lack of oversight at the new stadium, allowing a structurally unsound jersey to be buried in the cement. At this point, the honorable choice would be for you to resign.

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