Goose Gossage flunks test, assist by Warner Wolf on Imus
Yesterday I started a contest for Goose Gossage, and he failed already. At the end of Jayson Stark's 5/25/07 ESPN piece begging voters not to consider Mariano Rivera's 13 year post season record when evaluating late inning relief pitchers for the Hall of Fame, I posted the following:
- "P.S. CONTEST FOR GOOSE GOSSAGE: Try and define yourself WITHOUT USING THE NAME MARIANO RIVERA."
- ESPN's Warner Wolf: Today's the day Goose Gossage will find out if he made it to the Hall of Fame. I asked Gossage how he'd compare himself to Mariano Rivera.
- Gossage via telephone: Well, I don't want to take anything away from Mariano Rivera, but we're in 2 different classes. These guys today never do what I did. He has it easy compared to what I did.
- Imus: So he says he doesn't want to take anything away from Rivera, then he drives a stake through his heart.
- ESPN's Warner Wolf: Right, well he's right, he pitched 3 innings.
- (End of "report." Without the name of Mariano Rivera, there would've been no report).
- The point is, Gossage is incapable of defining himself without using the name Mariano Rivera. HE FLUNKED THE TEST.
- One HR was the big one to Kirk Gibson--after his Padres manager held up 4 fingers instructing Gossage to walk Gibson. Gossage decided to go against his manager. Big game pressure isn't for everyone.
Labels: Goose Gossage compeled to put down Mariano Rivera
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